i have zero exes — hoodie

for people whose dating history has been edited for quality control.

what it says on the back:

i have zero exes
because i don’t count mistakes.

uncivil centred on the front. the conversation continues across the back.

made in a heavyweight construction and available in one unisex fit: regular. thick, warm and structured, with enough weight to make avoiding eye contact feel intentional.

choose from the available uncivil colourways, each paired with its unapproved contrasting print colour.

actual colours may vary slightly from the images due to lighting and screen settings. your screen has its own interpretation. we didn’t approve it.

not sure how much of it you need? your problem, you should know your size by now.

cold wash. don’t bleach. don’t iron directly on the print. or ignore all of that. it’s your hoodie.

made by some south african kid.